it’s literally november which means next month is december which means it’s literally 2022
posts they’ll reblog in 2029 to mock the naivety of the past
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thetomobedlamegodeathexperience:
imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite
me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk
you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results
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I’m showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated
“and people use this site??” bad news chief its my primary social media
I’m having to reblog this manually because guess what social media’s mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs
I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs
IM SORRY THEY WHAT
i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?
the fuck is a fast reblog
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if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)
THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS
fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.
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it’s been years and i’m still thinking about how tatiana maslany did that with orphan black
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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month
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rate my cookies
kinda look shit man. sorry
sorry i had to come back again. how did you burn half of them.
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